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             INDEX 
Chairman's Chat  (4)
Manager's Notes  (5)
Player's Profiles  (7-13)
Fixtures & Results (14-15)
League Tables (16)
Gallery  (17)
Player Stats (18)
Opponent's History  (20)
Opponent's Profiles  (21-23)
League Review  (25-29)
NLP Column  (30-31)
 
   Team Line Up  (33)
 
 
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Chairman's Chat

 

A warm welcome to Arnall Drive to the

players, spectators, and management

team of this evening’s visitors Hanham Athletic.

 

It’s been another good week for the 1st team, firstly drawing with Filton Athletic at home on Wednesday evening in a game where we created the better chances and then winning away at champions elect Almondsbury on Saturday. These results mean we have won nine, drawn three times and have lost just once in our last thirteen matches to find ourselves in a respectable mid table position. The Reserves had a disappointing loss away at Redbridge, but a win at the weekend should result in a top 3-4 finish for Zaki Elgahmi’s young charges.

 

I’d like to wish Josh Young all the best after an awful situation after last Thursday’s A team match at home to Cribbs, I’m sure everyone associated with the club and the Bristol football fraternity are with me in wishing Josh a speedy recovery and hope to see him at Arnall Drive soon.

 

If you can help with sponsoring a match, player, or pitch side advertising board, or would just like to help and get involved with the running of the club please speak to myself or to another committee member who will be pleased to speak to you about any potential involvement.

 

Finally, please remember ‘we win together, we lose together but most importantly we stick together’

 

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A warm welcome to the players, management and spectators of Hanham Athletic to Arnall Drive, the home of Henbury & Rockleaze FC.
 
As we move into a third consecutive double game week, the strength and depth of our squad becomes even more apparent as the need to rotate intensifies.  Following a tremendous result against Almondsbury on the weekend, in which I felt we controlled the game very well, and limited a good side to very few meaningful chances, it was brilliant to have been able to call up a few lads from the Reserves.  So far, the likes of Jack Hoskins and Sam Holland have taken to county league football extremely well, putting in a number of exceptional performances, and tonight we plan also to give another of Zaki's lads, Kai Elliott, their debut.  Kai has been terrific all season for the Reserves, and has earned this opportunity with his tireless work rate and exemplary attitude and professionalism.  I hope to be able to do more of the same as we balance multiple fixtures with the desire to finish as high as possible in the league, but also with one eye on the upcoming league cup final.
 
Hope you all enjoy the game as we look to keep this great run and momentum going!
 
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JORDAN DUNNING –GOALKEEPER

No.1 ‘keeper, Jordan had a sensational 2023-24 season with 8 clean sheets and a number of top performances which contributed to making the team so hard to beat Jordan dominates his area and makes collecting balls into the box look effortless. His massive kicks have also been known to catch a few teams out

HARRY TRETT – GOALKEEPER

Former Newport County stopper, Trett brings a commanding presence to the side, blending pin-point distribution with excellent shot-stopping

 

TASMAN ROOK – FULL BACK

Tas joined the club in the second half of the 2022/23 season from Chippenham Town, but a series of injuries has limited his appearances to date. A very gifted player, Tas reads the game situation very well and has proven to be adaptable in a number of shapes. If he can stay fit, one to watch for the future

PETER IRELAND – FULL BACK

Nicest lad in the club, Pete nonetheless puts it all in on the pitch and is a true competitor. Not the most prolific in front of goal, Pete has nonetheless scored his annual goal (a sublime chip) early this season, which will take the pressure off.

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BLERAN THAQI – FULL or / CENTRE BACK After a breakthrough season, former Henbury U18s player Bleran has starred throughout preseason with a number of mature performances. Strong both defensively and in possession, Bleran has excellent potential and will be one to watch for the future

JORDAN BUCKETT (CAPT) – CENTRE BACK A natural leader on and off the pitch, Jordan has matured well into the captaincy, leading by example through consistently putting in strong performances

GEORGE JAMES – CENTRE BACK George alternates between centre back and centre forward, both positions he has become adept at. Despite a questionable decision to don white boots this season, George has good feet, excellent vision and passing range, making him a real asset to the side

 

OLIVER WOOLLAND – CENTRE BACK Ollie currently holds the record of ‘most spells with the Club’ jointly with Jay Moore. A versatile player, former Southampton academy player, Ollie can play anywhere along the back or in midfield

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ADAM PARKES –CENTRE BACK

Adam is another strong centre back who has proven during preseason to be equally strong in the air and with the ball at his feet. Adam likes to drive with the ball and maraud forwards. He can also bring a Delap style throw as his party trick.

CAMERON TARR – CENTRE BACK

Back after a lengthy spell on the sidelines with injury, Cam is a great addition to the side, bringing a wealth of experience. A strong, physical presence at back, Cam is excellent in the air and a handful for opposition forwards.

 

MARCUS WILLIAMS (VICE CAPT) – MIDFIELD Club stalwart, after starting at Under 6’s with Rockleaze Marcus is equally adept at fullback or midfield. A tenacious player, Marcus is a nightmare to play against, winning a lot of ball, and whose low centre of gravity makes him very hard to dispossess.

 

DREW SAWDON – MIDFIELD

Hard hitting midfielder hailing from the North, 2023-24 Player’s Player of the Season, Drew enjoyed an outstanding first season in the 1sts, ending up as joint top goal scorer (16) as well as being a dominating presence in the midfield.

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SAMUEL BAILEY –

MIDFIELD

Silent assassin, bandit-Bailey is a classy midfielder who both links up play and scores goals through his late runs into the box

BRANDON BOONTAM – MIDFIELD

When you’re that good, you can afford to be a little bit lazy… Bran is an outstanding player, who from time-to-time gets his freekicks on target. Excellent close control and strength had made Brandon one of the first names on the teamsheet

MATTHEW HARRISON – MIDFIELD

Matt is a classy player (like a fine wine) who brings both calmness and an engine to the midfield. Great positional awareness means that Matt rarely needs to sprint, which is just as well

JONATHAN WEBB – MIDFIELD

Jon is your typical box to box midfielder – strong in the tackle, good feet, and likes to drive with the ball. Standing tall at 6’3”Jon is an aerial threat too. Jon has a fierce shot on him too.

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KACPER KALKOWSKI –

WINGER

Kacper is incredibly talented – a tricky winger who has great feet and an eye for goal. He has excellent set piece delivery, bagging a number of assists last season.

NICHOLAS JONES – WINGER

Former Cribbs winger, Nick brings pace, experience and a winning mentality to the side. Nick loves to get forwards with his mazy runs, but is equally adept defensively, making him a real asset on the left.

 

FRASER BUTT – WINGER

Former Gloucester City academy player, Fraser is a mercurial talent with an eye for goal, as well as being a set piece specialist. Able to play practically any position, Fraser is incredibly versatile. Not the keenest trainer, Fraser nonetheless does it where it counts on the pitch

TATE SHAW – WINGER

He might be built like p!@#, but Tate brings extreme pace to the side, and is an excellent finisher, as demonstrated by his well taken goals in preseason games against Cribbs and Bitton

 

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DANIEL WEBB –

FORWARD Tour and social secretary, Webby is also a Gloucestershire County League veteran, having terrorised opposition with his skill, movement and goals for a number of years. Joint top goal scorer (16) last season, whilst chipping in with a number of assists, Webby will be looking to add to his tally this year

JAMES GOULDEN – FORWARD

Sporting a suspect tache and frosted tips, when not taking long coach trips across Portugal, James is a tall and tricky forward. Backed with a great touch and good off the ball movement, James is an exciting talent and one to watch for the future

 

JENSON BEARD – FORWARD

Jenson is swiftly becoming the complete striker. Bringing pace, physicality, work-rate, as well as guile, Jenson finished the 2023-24 season as joint top goal scorer (16). An exciting prospect, we hope to see Jenson continue on this trajectory

JORDAN DENT – FORWARD

Despite a string of injuries over the last few seasons, “Barry” Dent is nonetheless a quality forward with an eye for goal. Narrowly missing out on the Club golden boot last season, despite only returning to fitness for the second half of the season, Jordan will look to continue this form into the 2024-25 season. Jordan is a liability on a night out though.

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MANAGEMENT

 

PETER BRADBURY – MANAGER

Long serving manager, into his 14th season having managed the Club’s Reserves, A team and B team previously. Now into a 7th season with the 1st team, Bradders is looking to attain promotion for the Club after last season’s 3rd placed finish.

LEE DOUGLAS – ASSISTANT MANAGER Long suffering assistant manager to Bradders, Lee has been signed up for another season. Lee is a generous man who is well loved and respected by everyone in the Club. Known to be quite loud, from time to time, avoid standing directly in his path

JASON TARR – ASSISTANT MANAGER New addition to the management team for the 2024-25 season, Jason is an excellent coach, but also a calm head with a wealth of experience on matchday

 

WARNING THE DANGERS OF PYROTECHNICS AT FOOTBALL MATCHES

The potential injuries sustained as a result of someone using a pyrotechnic include:

• Serious injuries, such as loss of limb or fingers

• Severe burns, due to temperatures of up to 2,000°C • Breathing problems, due to smoke inhalation

• Loss of hearing or sight, because of the explosive power Action will be taken by the GFA if any club is reported to them by the Referee.

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  MARCLIFF GLOUCESTER COUNTY LEAGUE
Abbreviations: L-League LC -League Cup CC-County Cup
  L AUG 10 Quedgeley Wanderers A D 1 - 1
  L Fri 16 Almondsbury H L 1 - 2
  L   24 Chalford H D 1 - 1
  L   31 Sharpness H L 1 - 4
  LC SEP 7 Chalford H W 2 - 1
  L   14 Wick A L 1 - 3
  CC   21 Bradley Stoke Town H W 6 - 2
  L   28 Stoke Gifford SGS United H D 1 - 1
  L OCT 5 Gala Wilton H W 2 - 0
  LC   12 Hanham Athletic H W 5 - 2
  CC   19 Hallen Reserves A W 4 - 1
  L   26 Bromley Heath United A L 0 - 5
  L NOV 2 Cheltenham Civil Service H L 2 - 3
  L   9 Filton Athletic A D 1 - 1
  CC   16 Almondsbury A   1 - 1
        Penalties   L 3 - 4
  L   30 Ruardean Hill Rangers A W 3 - 1
  L DEC 14 Stoke Gifford SGS Utd A L 0 - 3
  L   21 Broadwell Amateurs H L 1 - 2
  L JAN 18 Chalford A L 1 - 4
  L   25 Sharpness A D 0 - 0
  L FEB 1 Wick H W 3 - 2
  L   15 Gala Wilton A W 3 - 1
  L MAR 1 Bromley Heath United H W 2 - 1
  L   8 Cheltenham Civil Service A W 3 - 0
  LC   15 Totterdown United A W 5 - 0
  L   22 Frampton United A L 0 - 1
  L   29 Ruardean Hill Rangers H W 2 - 0
  L APR 5 Totterdown United A W 2 - 1
    Wed 9  Frampton United H D 1 - 1
  L   12 Broadwell Amateurs A W 3 - 0
  L Wed 16 Filton Athletic H 1 -1
    19 Almondsbury A  2 -1 
  L Tue 22 Hanham Athletic H    6.30
  L Fri 25 Quedgeley Wanderers H    6.30
  L MAY 3 Totterdown United H    
  L Tue  6 Hanham Athletic  A    6.30
  LC FINAL 10 Frampton United N    

 

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  P W D L F A GD PT
ALMONDSBURY 29 19 4 6 59 29 30 61
STOKE GIFFORD SGS UTD 28 17 5 6 67 26 41 56
SHARPNESS 28 16 8 4 62 27 35 56
WICK 27 17 3 7 82 42 40 54
FRAMPTON UNITED 27 16 5 6 71 29 42 53
FILTON ATHLETIC 27 14 11 2 59 32 27 53
CHALFORD 26 11 7 8 42 32 10 40
BROMLEY HEATH UNITED 25 12 1 12 51 40 11 37
HENBURY & ROCKLEAZE 26 10 7 9 38 40 -2 37
RUARDEAN HILL RANGERS 27 10 5 12 44 45 -1 35
TOTTERDOWN UNITED 29 11 2 16 43 70 -27 35
BROADWELL AMATEURS 27 7 7 13 31 52 -20 28
HANHAM ATHLETIC   ** 26 8 3 15 54 73 -19 23
QUEDGELEY WANDERERS 27 5 5 17 24 69 -45 20
CHELTENHAM CIVIL SER 28 4 2 22 23 82 -59 14
GALA WILTON 29 3 1 25 22 85 -63 10

 

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Hanham Athletic FC is one of the oldest clubs in the Bristol area.   The Gloucestershire FA recognises the club as being founded in 1896, but the club’s establishment is believed to have been much earlier.

 

During the 19th century Hanham was a small mining village boarding the South East of Bristol, and in the club’s early days the players lived locally, many of them coming to play straight from a shift in the pits. A tradition and history which is still recognised today with the club’s nickname “The Miners”. 

 

We are a committee led Community Amateur Sports Club that manages men’s football teams across a number of leagues, leases and maintains the sports pavilion and grounds of Hanham Athletic FC – titled The Hallett Construction Pavilion.

 

Over the years we have offered the opportunity for regular football to thousands of boys and men, with c.100 signing on to our books each year.  We were founder members of the Gloucester County League in the late 1960s and have previously very successfully played county league football for many years with a proud history of honours and promotions.  We run our First, Reserves, A Teams and Under 18’s (new for the 2024/2025 season) and operate a talented Sunday Team.   We have, in the past, won awards for our ground work and programmes. 

 

We, many years ago played in the FA Cup, almost getting to Wembley, as well as the FA Vase during the 1970s.   In 1980 the club started our own Charity Shield Competition running tournaments with teams participating  

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and we continue to run tournament and charity events every year.  We are a family friendly club, with a strong social following, a determination to support people, and a huge passion for football.

 

During the 2022/2023 season our 1st Team under the management team of Tom Morgan (Skinney) and Jason Side (Sider) won the Bristol & District Premier Division, the League Cup Final Winners (April 2023) and Les James Cup (2023).   Winning the league saw HAFC being promoted back into the Marcliff County League.   Under the same management team with Craig Sperring (ex-player) joining Skinney and Sider, we finished 7th in the league and completed in two cup finals …………. unfortunately, we were runners up on both occasions. 

 

For the 2024/2025 season we have a new management team of Paul Coles (Noddy) and Jamie Johnson (Rabbzy) taking charge of the First Team following the departure of Skinney and Sider to Avonmouth FC.  

 

The 2024/2025 Committee is being led by Chris Strawford (Chairman) and Dan Sperring Vice Chairman) and our President is Bob Sperring who following a number of years in the Chairman’s position has taken a step back and you will see him at HAFC games throughout the season – ensuring the pitch is up to standard in his additional role of groundsman with his assistant Craig Smith.

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Brandon Barnes

Forward His experience to the team is priceless, great on the ball, his passing range is different level and has a wand of left foot. Joined HAFC for the 2022/2023 season and has played a great part in the team during the last couple of seasons.

Dan Lock (Lockie)

Centre Midfield/Forward – Wears his heart on his sleeve, always gives 100% and when he plays will be an asset for us once back from injury.

Dan Reed

Right Back/Centre Back – Dan joined us late in pre-season but has been class technically, what you want in defender. Dan has a bright future ahead of him and has played at Bristol Rovers, Little Stoke and Bishop Sutton.

Jamie Fry

Centre Midfield - 'Little man' quickest player at the club, great attitude and works hard for the team.

Jay Vile

CDM/Centre Midfield (Viley) – Technically gifted midfielder who gets us playing on the front foot. Jay loves an all-nighter and finally bought a new pair of boots after having the same ones since school. Previous clubs have included West Bromwich Academy and Wick

Joel Athey

Fullback (Athey) Young lad who plays full back, comfortable on the ball, decent left footed player

Jordan Mignott

Centre Back/CDM (Rickman) – Strong fast centre half with great distribution. Just needs a new watch as he is always seeming to be running late on a Saturday.

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Josh Gibbs

Right Wingback – loves a tackle and a strong tenacious player who plays with heart on his sleeve. 100% every game and becoming a great all round player.

Kafi Ibrahim

Centre Midfield – Skilful midfielder who also brings calmness composure who has great vision and expecting big things from him this season. Yate Town was his previous club.

Karim Rendall

Wealth of Southern league and western league experience, knows where the goal is. Also has the quickest hat trick ever!! Joined HAFC for the 2022/2023 season and has played a big part in our recent success.

Kyle Porter

(Ports) – Centre Midfield – Ports has great feet, loves getting on the ball – keeps us ticking over and has an eye for goal

Leroy Swaby

Left Wing – Experience winger who still has plenty of pace and loves a trick. Great to have around the changing room and has an eye for goal.

Liam Jenkins

CAM/LW (LJ) – Great technical player who can play numerous positions and brings valuable experience having won the County League previously. Played at Boco, Wick and Little Stoke previously.

Liam Planter

Centre Back (Baresi) – Western League experience centre half who shows great composure and distribution on the ball. Previously with FC Bristol.

 

 

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Louis Short

(Lou) – Right Wing/Centre Forward – Lou has bags of potential who is the youngest member of our squad. Both footed with an eye for goal with loads of energy – one to watch this season. Previous clubs Wick and Odd Down.

Mark Knapman

– Left Back/Centre Midfield (Knapz) – Knapz has a cracking left foot, excellent delivery and loves a tackle. Brings plenty of experience and was played previously with FC Bristol

Mikey Golding

– Right Wing/Centre Forward – Pace, power and bags of energy. Micky is a hardworking striker with an eye for goal and will close down defenders with predatory instinct. Previous clubs Cadbury Heath and Wick.

Paul Coles (Player/Manager)

– great all round player, who works his socks off for the team, never gives teams time to settle on the ball. Great person to have in the dressing room

Sam Archer – Right Wing. This guy is rapid!!! Never seen someone get fouled so much, pace is scary and knows where the net is. Expecting plenty of goals and assists this year. One to watch and previous clubs include Little Stoke and Yate Town.

Sam Brown – Goalkeeper (Browner) - Browner can and will play in any position of which is asked to. Outstanding in so many positions. Great attitude

Sheldon Sawyers – Centre Back (Gus) Gussssyy is a leader – strong and good in the air and loves a tackle. One to watch on set pieces.

Twaine Plummer - Centre Back/Forward – local legend in the Bristol football world and if isn’t slapping net for us, you can catch him as a DJ at Kisstory or on Google Box

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Matches played 19th April 2025

by Mark Simpson

Only Frampton United win as top teams stumble in home straight

At the top the games in hand over leaders Almondsbury are running out and if they win their final match against Wick on Thursday they secure the title. Almondsbury did not help themselves yesterday losing to in-form Henbury and Rockleaze, but then again only Frampton in the chasing pack won. At the bottom Cheltenham Civil Service delayed relegation by drawing with Filton Athletic. Some important games coming up.

 

Totterdown United welcomed Frampton United to Bristol Barbarians RFC for their final home fixture of the season. An experienced Totterdown team started well and missed an early chance from the in-form Saunders. After this lax marking by the Totts defence and allowed Frampton’s Craig Mills to receive the ball, nutmeg Totts Toby Carter before slotting the ball into the bottom corner. Totterdown huffed and puffed with a few shots but Frampton coped well and won a corner five minutes from the break, and they converted a flick on at the near post with Joel White scoring, knocking the wind out of Totterdown. Totterdown re-grouped for the second half and put up a fight back, but a point-blank header from Mike Rimmer was brilliantly saved by Tom Kaye to deny Totts a way back in. The rest of the game had two even sides playing in good spirit, having a few wayward shots with Frampton holding on for a 2-0 win.

 

Wick hosted Bromley Heath United at The Nest in what seemed a must win game for the home side. Bromley started the strongest and were unfortunate not to be in the lead inside 15 minutes when only the post denied them. Ten minutes before half-time some neat play from Wick saw 

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Bayley Rudge fouled in the box for a penalty kick which Cory Langdon took but he was denied by Will Ferguson pulling off a good save. Five minutes into the second half Bromley took the lead, a mistimed header from Harry Madge fell to Cameron Ford who smashed home a cracking volley. Twelve minutes from time and Rudge was again fouled in the box and this time Liam McCracken stepped up and finished into the bottom corner for 1-1. Wick then threw everything at Bromley but couldn’t find the back of the net and then with five minutes left a slip by Frank Taylor-Fox gave Bromley a two-on-one and Kai Wilson pulled off a great stop but Aiden Noble was there to fire home the rebound. In time added on Bromley were awarded a penalty for a hand ball on the line for which Madge received his marching orders and up stepped Noble to send Wilson the wrong way and making sure that al three points went back to Pomphrey Hill with a 3-1 Bromley Heath win.

 

At The Field Almondsbury took on one of the form sides Henbury and Rockleaze. H&R with their first attack forced a corner and from it Almondsbury had a number of attempts to clear and from a looping ball in the box Jack Burgess unfortunately turned the ball into his own net. After 5 minutes Almonds got a corner and but Burgess headed into the side-netting. On fourteen minutes Holver went down the left and pulled back for Hughes but his strike was just wide. A few minutes later Holver did well to win a free kick on the left and Hughes stepped up and whipped the ball into the top left corner for 1-1. On 24 minutes a quick H&R break, and from an unfortunate bobble the ball fell to Drew Sawdon to finish well past Sam Burgess for H&R to lead 2-1. Hughes had a vicious strike which Dunning did well to push behind for a corner and just before the break Hughes delivered a good ball which Meacham could only stretch to head over. Almonds created a few chances in the second half – on 47 minutes Pali had an effort blocked and Nicholls rebound was just over the bar. Ten minutes later Hughes

  

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free kick was destined for the top corner but Dunning tipped over at full stretch and on 77 minutes Mannings free kick was knocked on by Lancastle but Dunning made a good reactive save. Almondsbury's cause not helped by Jack Burgess being dismissed for an off the ball incident. H&R held on for a fine 2-1 win and Almonds have to now give it all on Thursday evening.

 

Chalford welcomed Ruardean Hill Rangers to Highfield Way and it was the home side that started the brightest. The majority of the first half was spent with a home side camped in Ruardeans half and chances came and went as Maryon, Day, Evans and Harry all threatened the Ruardean goal but without making a breakthrough . It looked as though the sides would go in level at half time however two minutes before the break the ball was worked into Maryon who saw his shot blocked but Ryan Harry was there to follow up and toe poke to give the home side a deserved lead. The second half over was a different story. Chalford struggled to get going and didn’t play the free-flowing football of first half and despite getting into good positions lacked a bit of quality in the final 3rd to add to the score, but that said Ruardean never really threatened Sam Neale in the home goal. Chalford secured the 1-0 win and move onto Monday’s home game versus Bromley Heath

 

In the other League matches Broadwell Amateurs drew 1-1 with Stoke Gifford SGS United and Cheltenham Civil Service drew 3-3 with Filton Athletic

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Date for your Diary

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By Tony Incenzo

 

CROWN dependencies offshore football clubs have become part and parcel of the Non-League Pyramid in recent years with Guernsey, Jersey Bulls and FC Isle of Man all valued members of our National League System.

 

But I wondered what the arrangements entail for opposition teams flying across to play on these islands, so I joined the official Southall party heading to Guernsey for their Isthmian South Central; fixture last Sunday to find out more.

 

The build-up saw Guernsey sending travel details to their opponents. In effect, the host club covers the cost of return flights for a group of up to 25 people from Southall plus coach transport to and from Guernsey Airport. This forms part of Guernsey’s agreement to compete in mainland competitions.

 

Here is my diary of how the mammoth matchday experience unfolded…

 

7.00am – Meet up deadline at Gatwick Airport South Terminal. The Southall players arrive on time smartly dressed in club tracksuit tops.

7.15am – Southall’s enthusiastic chairman Sanjeev Sharma does a final headcount to make sure everyone is present. He grins: “I’m feel like I am the players’ dad looking after them all!”

8.00am – We are through security and on to the plane. I am sitting next to Southall manager Max Howell. He admirably video calls his young children prior to take-off.

8.35am – The Aurigny Airline flight to Guernsey departs on schedule. It’s a one-hour journey spanning 160 miles. Also on board are the three match officials for this afternoon’s game. Not surprisingly, they respectfully keep their distance.

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8.50am – There is escalating merriment amongst the Southall squad because midfielder Chris Mulindwa has fallen asleep with his mouth wide open. So, his crafty teammates rest a coffee stirrer on his lower lip. I take a photo to capture the moment for posterity.

9.00am – Max explains his deep-thinking managerial philosophy to me. “My players are chess pieces that I move around the pitch,” he says, reflecting on his nine years at Southall as a player, then coach and now manager.

9.35am – We touch down in Guernsey and the local coach appears outside the tiny airport. Our driver is a dead ringer for TV personality Bill Oddie. Much to my amazement, he negotiates the narrow island roads by frequently mounting pavements to pass oncoming cars. This time, I am sat alongside chairman Sanjeev. He describes his burning desire to find his beloved club a permanent stadium in Southall. It will end 33 years of nomadic groundsharing following the loss of their spiritual home at Western Road. They are currently based out of the area at Burnham but will switch to Hayes & Yeading next season.

10.00am – We stop off at a very nice hotel where Southall booked pre-match breakfast. It is good to see the players choosing healthy options from the buffet spread although some of us older guys readily tuck into fried eggs and black pudding!

12noon – The coach is ready to take us to the game.

12.30pm – We pull up at Guernsey’s newly unveiled £10 million Victoria Park Stadium which is staging only its second fixture. The Southall party are warmly greeted by Guernsey directors John Loveless and Nic Legg

12.35pm – I take a peek at the facilities consisting of two excellent grandstands on either side (offering 700 seats combined) and covered terracing behind both goals. I am thoroughly impressed by the 3,000 capacity venue. It is easily up to National League South grading criteria. The Guernsey Football Associatiooffices are here too..

1.00pm – Several of the Southall players don’t have football boots compatible with requirements specified by Victoria Park’s artificial pitch manufacturer. However, Guernsey are able to loan replacement boots.

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1.10pm – I approach Southall director Stephen Harrison for an in-depth chat. His family possess a long association with the club and Stephen outlines how he decided to become a co-owner. In addition, I spot a couple of loyal Southall supporters visiting Guernsey for the weekend.

2.00pm – Kick-off in our Isthmian League South Central Division encounter. Guernsey have the wind behind them and dominate pulsating first half exchanges without scoring. Into the second period, Southall muster a great 20 minutes peppering the home goalmouth. All of a sudden, Guernsey break away and Sam Murray decisively shoots into the net. Two minutes later, Southall are reduced to ten men (Ryan Hope red card) thereby affecting their chances of gaining a positive result.

3.50pm – Final score…Guernsey 1 Southall 0, attendance 891. A vital three points for the ‘Green Lions’ in battling against relegation.

4.20pm – Guernsey serve a delicious sit-down meal of Thai green curry to the Southall party in a reserved section of the plush clubhouse. Yet the West London players are visibly disappointed by the match outcome and eat in near silence.

5pm – The coach returns to take us to the airport ahead of our 6.10pm flight.

7.10pm – After the Southall contingent waited patiently in Departures throughout an unexpected one-hour delay, we embark on our plane back to London. I’m seated again beside manager Max who is considerably deflated by this defeat. He gives me a fascinating blow by blow analysis of the match I’ve just watched. I tell him that he can take plenty of positives from his team’s performance.

8.15pm: We land at Gatwick Airport to conclude our lengthy day out. There are handshakes all around as the exhausted Southall party go their separate ways freshly anticipating local derbies versus Rayners Lane and Uxbridge over Easter.

 

Needless to say, I was pretty cream crackered when I eventually arrived home, but the trip will go down as one of my most memorable ever.

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